undertheladdder:

I’m

⚬gay

⚬straight

⚬bisexual

🔘getting wild when I’m alone

Bu gönderinin sahibi taesumi

dulect:

Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

dateaboysuggestions:

date a boy who makes you feel safe

beyoncescock:

i want a cute boyfriend and $500,000

fourthell:

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

berryebilbunny:

estelles-remade:

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

Now that is #mood

gayandslutty:

me: not everything is about sex
also me: i’m horny

locked-out-of-gallifrey:

Portugal: I don’t always qualify…

..but when I do I WIN WITH THE HIGHEST SCORE EVER

and in mY OWN LANGUAGE

kuweitforit:

i walk onto the eurovision stage

performance: started
crowd: poppin
ass: out

im forcibly removed from the stage

s-is-for-sarcasm:

Jana Burceska from Macedonia at 23 years old: Goes to Eurovision, is pregnant, is getting married.

Me at 23: YES NETFLIX I’M STILL WATCHING

padfootinsidethetardis:

No you don’t understand, in the subway here in Lisbon, the machine with recorded messages about the subways and schedules sometimes says: “Portugal winner of Eurovision. Congratulations Salvador!”